Story 1: A Couple Moves Into A New Neighbourhood.
A young couple moves into a new neighbourhood.
The next morning while they are eating breakfast,
The young woman sees her neighbour hanging the wash outside…
“That laundry is not very clean”, she said.
“She doesn’t know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap.”
Her husband looked on but remained silent.
Every time her neighbour would hang her wash to dry,
The young woman would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband:
“Look, she has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this.”
The husband said,
“I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows.”
And so it is with life. What we see when watching others depends on the purity of the window through which we look.
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Story 2: An Old Guy, A Young Man, An Old Women, And A Young Women Are All Riding.
An old guy, a young man, an old woman, and a young women are all riding in a train.
The two women were facing the two guys in the same compartment.
As the train was going crossing the countryside, it enters a tunnel, and everything becomes dark.
While in the tunnel, you hear a K!$$$$$ then a Smack.
When the train leaves the tunnel, the young guy is rubbing his face as if he was smacked.
The old lady thinks:
“He must’ve tried to k!SSSS the young lady and needed up getting smacked.”
The young lady thinks:
“He must’ve tried ki$$$$$$$$ing me and ended up ki$$$$$$!ng the old lady and she smacked him.”
The young guy thinks:
“The old guy must’ve tried to ki$$$$$$$$$$$ the old lady and she tried to hit him but hit me by accident.”
The old guy thinks:
“On the next tunnel I am going to ki$$$$$$$ my hand again and Smack the young guy again.”
