Jokes
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An Old Government Official Wouldn’t Accept A Car As A Gift
The contractor wanted to give the government official a sports car. The official objected, saying: “Sir, common decency and my…
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A Boy Says He’s Too Smart For First Grade. This Is The Principal’s Response
A first grader named Johnny wasn’t interested in the lesson so his teacher asked him what the problem was. The…
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A Good Laugh: Woman Left Instructions For The Repairman But He Decided Not To Listen
Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she…
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A Husband And Wife Go To Counseling After 30 Years Of Marriage
After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling When asked what the problem was, the wife…
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Husband-Wife Joke: Marriage After 30 Years
After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a…
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Little Girl Narrates To Her Class How Her Brother Was Born. This Is Priceless!
The story I’m about to share, which has circulated on the Internet for years, takes us back to a primary…
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An Old Lady Has 3 Grown-Up Sons
An old lady has 3 grown-up sons who each bought her a present for her milestone birthday. The first son,…
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A Woman Told Her Husband About The Dream
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most…
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A Golfer And His Buddies Were Playing A Big Round Of Golf
A golfer and his buddies were playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer…
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A Man Was Complaining To The Old Lady
An old lady, a difficult independent, used to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One…
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