Confession
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following
conversation ensues:
Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.’
Yesterday I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following
conversation ensues:
Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.’
Yesterday I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’
Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?!’
Man: ‘What Sins?’
Priest: ‘What kind of a Catholic are
you?’
Man: ‘I’m Jewish’
Priest: ‘Why are you telling me all
this?:
Man: ‘I’m 92 years old
I’m telling everybody!!’
