The Wife Checked Her Husband’s Phone
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams’. She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.
Then she called the second number to which his sister replied. When she dialed the third number her own phone rang.
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as
‘Uncle Mike the mechanic’
A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond.
The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?”
His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.
The man says “I am sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other…”
Still silence from his wife.
The man, giving up, says “It’s OK. Please don’t be upset.”
Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.
While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,
“Damn it! You made me lose count!”