If you’re looking for a dose of humor, you’ve come to the right place.
Our collection of jokes and funny stories will tickle your funny bone and brighten your day. Whether you’re in need of a quick chuckle or a hearty laugh, we’ve got you covered.
Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.
Her reply is, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.”
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again the mother’s reply is, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.”
The boy then asks, “Why did daddy leave you?”
To this, the mother says, “you shouldn’t ask that” and then sends him to his room.
On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother’s purse.
When he picks it up, her driver’s license falls out.
The boy looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, “I know all about you now.
You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an ‘F’ in s*x!!!”
We hope you enjoyed our funny story as much as we enjoyed sharing it with you.
Teacher: “Johnny, write a sentence ending with the word hand.”
Johnny: “My penis in your hand.”
Teacher: “What?”
Johnny: “Sorry teacher, I forgot to put a space between pen is.”
Little Johnny’s father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
“I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what’s wrong.
“Oh, Dad,” Little Johnny sobs, “first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you’re about to tell me that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to believe in.”
Little Johnny- Laughter is a universal language, and we believe it’s one of life’s greatest gifts.
Little Johnny’s teacher said,
“Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”
Did you copy hers?, she asked.
Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!”
Our collection of jokes and funny stories aims to spread joy and bring a smile to your face. Feel free to explore the rest of our page for more hilarious content to brighten your day. And remember, a good laugh is the best way to make any day better. So, keep on laughing and spreading the joy!
