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Funny: A Man And His Wife Are Out Driving When They Get Pulled Over By A Police Officer.

A man and his wife are out driving, when they get pulled over by a police officer.

The husband, who is the one behind the wheel, asks, “What’s the problem, officer?”

The Officer replies, “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”

The man says, “No sir, I am going 65.”

The wife says, “Oh, Charles. You were going 80.”

(The man gives his wife a dirty look)

The Officer says, “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.”

Charles says, “Broken tail light? I didn’t know about the broken tail light!”

His wife says, “Oh Charles, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.”

(The man gives his wife another dirty look)

The Officer then says, “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.”

Charles replies, “Oh, this? I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”

His wife adds, “Oh Charles, you never wear your seat belt.”

The man turns to his wife and yells, “Will you just be quiet, you blabbering woman!”

The officer turns to the woman and asks, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”

His wife says,

“No Officer. Only when he’s been drinking.”

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