A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond.
The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?”
His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.
The man says “I am sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other…”
Still silence from his wife.
The man, giving up, says “It’s OK. Please don’t be upset.”
Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.
While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,
“Damn it! You made me lose count!”
A Old Lady is Turning 100
An old lady is turning 100.
She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no problems.
Since she is living in a small town it is a big deal for the town.
On her birthday she is visited by the mayor who presents her with a badge honoring her as the oldest person in the town.
There is also the local TV station doing a report for the evening news about her.
The reporter asks her: What is your secret for a long and healthy life?
It’s simple, she says never have I in my entire life argued with another person.
That is impossible! the reporter says.
You’re right. says the old lady.